It's been a month and six days since my last post. Oh, wait… two years, a month, and six days. I'm going to be a little rusty at this. The impetus for my return derives from a major change in my life.
I'm joining the campaign for one of the two major presidential candidates. Which one? Well, if you've talked to me in person recently, you know which one (or least you think you do). I'm not going to say who the candidate is right now.
Neither campaign wants staff members blogging. The most well-intentioned post can be misconstrued. My goal here will not be to try to write about the campaign, but to write about my life, which coincidentally has been signed over to the campaign. It shouldn't matter then who the candidate is.
If you think you've figured me out because exhaustive detective work led you to discover that that my brother volunteered for Osama, I mean Obama, then well done. You've nailed me. I'm going to move to another city, put my professional career on hold, and leave my friends behind all so that I can be just like my brother.
Pack your bags for the sarcasm train because it's scheduled to depart at irony o'clock.
You have a brother?
Hillary lost, come back home, I miss your TV already.
Palin is kinda hot… I'd do her.